Blunt Thoughts.

coolguyhat:

rkfolleseandcats:

solowing:

jasonblake:

the-bryman:

zombifiedheart:

carcinophilia:

peek-a-chuu:

fleefa:

straightedgehog:

Just another day at the dildo factory.

i can’t stop laughing omfg

I always hate cumming to work every morning 

It’s a pleasure to work here.

Everyone at my work is a dick.

The hours are long and hard.

His job is a real pain in the ass.

dildo joke

He sleeps well at night knowing the fruits of his labor bring joy to many

work is hard 

I wish my boss would stop riding me.

(Source: dirks-blog, via nadiayui)

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    Of course people make dildos. Did you think that they grew on the dildo tree?

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    I just laughed way too hard at this but yeah wtf how did I never realize people has to make these? .-. and I am...

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    win! i’ve officially lost track of this convo.

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    sure whatever you want just make sure to write it in your will put that you want your posters with you also leave me...

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    is there a mournful string quartet playing for them back ashore? or is it just the song of a lonely bugle? or a sexy...

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    dont ruin the joke its a dildo fight to the death end of story the loser gets the dildo buried with them in their coffin...

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    pffffffft-! omigosh...so…i don’t even. XD does it have

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    because that would be fucking rad? i mean cmon would you turn down a fight to the death with dildos just imagine for a...

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